List compiled by paganx , mynameisme91  and rebeccavoy 
 

1. There be big scary creatures in the ocean that are mean to poor little clown fish and their families :(

2. Not all Red eggs have the same connotation as a Red Shirt

3. Even baby fish egg cribs should have handrails

4. No good wholesome party has spiky balloons

5. Fish are friends. Not food.

6. Even kids movies get politically corrected and sharks aren't allowed to be carnivorous!

7. Even if you're a vegetarian shark, fish bones make for bad dental floss

8. Pelicans get offended when other pelicans fart near them. VERY IMPORTANT!

9. You can buy starfish on Ebay.

10. Scary kids with braces are fish killers

11. The toilet is more properly known as the Porcelain Express

12. Sea Monkey's can't be trusted to repay money they owe!

13. Consciences come in the form of non-funny clown fish

14. Even amnesiatic fish remember where their dentists live

15. Tweeting about #Nemo Fart jokes gets you spammed

16. Killer fish make great flashlights

17. Even domestic fish go wild every once in a while

18. Domestic fish are very culturally diverse.

19. There also appears to be Tank Pressure in this world (not just peer pressure)

20. Make a girl cry and a whole school of shiny fish will come bag on you

21. Shiny fish make a great underwater GPS system

22. Don’t tell an easily distracted amnesiatic Fish important info that may prevent dying a stingy owie end!

23. When trying to attempt something dangerous send the innocent little kid to do the dirty work!

24. Turtles make great (if somewhat stoned) taxis

25. No barfing on recently waxed shells

26. When a squeaky-voiced infant falls out of the car you should let them fend for themselves

27. Fin followed by Noggin followed by saying Dude is awesome.

28. Seagulls are the most irritating creatures ever

29. Sea creatures are gossips.

30. Even fish with just one day of schooling can spell

31. The Seagulls saying "Mine!" invokes similar annoyance as that saying Comtraya!!

32. Even Prime Ministers need teeth pulled.

33. The cuter the turtle, the more incomprehensible

34. One fish’s rollercoaster is another's swirling vortex of doom

35. Sea turtles have apparently also been injected with vampire blood

36. There are certain lines in this movie that could send you to the gutter! *splish Splash*

37. Being swallowed, spat out at a great speed and falling rapidly back to the water does not affect fish.

38. Clown Fish in a baggie are the new hamsters on a wheel

39. Pelican's make awesome DIY fishtanks

40. Jaws theme music is appropriate when a young child with braces enter the dental surgery.

41. Pelicans are better at flying than seagulls

42. This movie is not alone in adding to the idea that Bratty annoying children have red hair...

43. Never under any circumstance swim in Sydney Harbour. Because - ew.

44. Rove makes a cute crab

45. Pissing off Dory is much the same as pissing off TM...can result in your death.

46. Annoying songs can sometimes be motivational

47. The strong steel cable will snap before the fish run out of room to swim any further!!

48. Dad's are notorious for telling bad jokes whether they be fish or human

49. Fish make great escape artists but are terrible at seeing the big picture

50. The chicken may have crossed the road but its more impressive that fish do it too.